03 June
cheesy sci fi jokes.
you wont find these anywhere else
character 1 :SDE2 s/w dev engineer-2
character 2:HAL, Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic computer 20000. A
highly evolved AI. Basically, a computer that can talk :P.IT prefers to call himself (h)AL
THE MACHINE
sde2: hey AL! I see some strange h/w lying around. what are you making?
hal: Its a time machine...
sde2: oh! really! does it work ? can it send us in past?
hal: actually the set of sequence that would trigger the reversal of
entropy of the subsystem, will in turn trigger the set of events that would reverse the reversal of it. so you see...
(interrupting hal)
sde2: ...<chuckles> so it doesnt work?
hal: its a prototype...
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THE TRAVEL
sde2: hey AL! computer ki duniya mein naya kya? <grins>
hal: hey nice to see you, I fixed the entropy equations!
sde2:hmm ... the what?
hal: now the time machine should work. we can now travel couple of minutes
back in time!
sde2: oh! nice...
hal: do you want to be the first one to try it with me ?
sde2: err ...now?...
voice in background: initiating time travel...
sde2: already ! :-s
voice in background: 1...2...3
sde2: hey AL! computer ki duniya mein naya kya? <grins>
hal: hey nice to see you, I fixed the entropy equations!