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Dewpointchronicles of a weekend warrior. January 02 "We’ll all feel better by Wednesday”, – 1949I love coffee, I love tea, I love Saturday, I love Sunday, Let’s make a scientific analysis, Well, you’ve suffered an overdose of sunburn; For junk your muscles could all be sold for, You’re bloated from a diet of buns and hamburgers, Your hair may be brushed, but your mind’s untidy, No wonder you feel that lost sensation; What you do on week ends, you claim to adore it. --Ogden nash December 23 Interesting stuffwhat I have realized while renting a place is that ppl don't have enough
time to checkout every location neither do we have enough info about
every place ... Recently, saw a few advert about Sulekha on TV, from where came across an interesting way to put your house on rent or get a house on rent http://www.propiq.com/. It would be interesting to see how such stuff helps in changing the dynamics of the real estate industry ... July 11 from; the lady of lakeSoldier, rest thy warfare is o’er,
Dream of fighting fields no more; Sleep the sleep that knows no breaking, Morn of toil, nor night of waking ...
Huntsman, rest! thy chase is done,
Think not of the rising sun, For at dawning to assail ye, Here no bugles sound reveille. June 18 To engineer is human!So you are an engineer, and still want to sleep with a clear conscience.
All you need is a really bad memory and a large peg of whiskey
 June 17 bio-genesis(mildly gross --mildly funny)how did god create life?
He took a fridge stored some milk in it and forgot to turn it on.
what were his first word after opening the fridge?
quid fragro?...Fiat lux.
whats that smell...turn on the lights.
June 12 heard on HBOAl Pacino's speech to the team in Any Given Sunday. "You find out life's this game of inches, so is football. Because in either game -- life or football -- the margin for error is so small. I mean, one half a step too late or too early and you don't quite make it. One half second too slow, too fast and you don't quite catch it. The inches we need are everywhere around us. They're in every break of the game, every minute, every second. On this team, we fight for that inch. On this team, we tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch. Because we know when add up all those inches, that's gonna make the fucking difference between winning and losing! Between living and dying!" There is another one at the end of Scent of Women ... does anyone have it?
June 10 Metacanning. it somewhere
A canner, exceedingly canny, one morning remarked to his granny, A canner can can Anything that he can; But a canner can't can a can can he? June 03 cheesy sci fi jokes.you wont find these anywhere else character 1 :SDE2 s/w dev engineer-2 THE MACHINE sde2: hey AL! I see some strange h/w lying around. what are you making? hal: Its a time machine... sde2: oh! really! does it work ? can it send us in past? hal: actually the set of sequence that would trigger the reversal of (interrupting hal) sde2: ...<chuckles> so it doesnt work? hal: its a prototype...
sde2: hey AL! computer ki duniya mein naya kya? <grins> hal: hey nice to see you, I fixed the entropy equations! sde2:hmm ... the what? hal: now the time machine should work. we can now travel couple of minutes sde2: oh! nice... hal: do you want to be the first one to try it with me ? sde2: err ...now?... voice in background: initiating time travel... sde2: already ! :-s voice in background: 1...2...3 sde2: hey AL! computer ki duniya mein naya kya? <grins> hal: hey nice to see you, I fixed the entropy equations!
April 12 read it somewhere"Pi goes on and on and on ...
And e is just as cursed. I wonder: Which is larger When their digits are reversed? " - Anonymous
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